Less ice will never mean more liquor.
1. You’re a badass with the coolest job in the world — at least that’s what you tell yourself mentally preparing for your shift.
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2. You immediately begin serious bouts of cleaning that would make any neat freak proud.
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3. Cutting garnishes until you can’t take it anymore.
5. Because no matter how good your service and drinks are, some customers are just terrible.
7. And can’t believe that you’re intelligent and completely happy with your job.
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8. The customers who think they’re very clever.
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10. The customers who expect you to perform tricks.
11. But you know how bad that will end.
12. The customers who snap their fingers at you.
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14. You realize you’re an expert at things you’ve never been good at — like cutting people off when they’ve drank too much.
15. Explaining to customers why you can’t “hook them up.”
17. Listening to sad, triumphant, or disturbing stories. You’ve basically heard it all.
18. When you’re nearly starved and order food from the kitchen but you have to wait four hours to actually eat.
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19. If there’s a fight you’re used to breaking it up and calming everyone down.
20. Cleaning up your customer’s vomit.
23. And you’ve survived another night.
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